Winnie the Pooh to Sexually Confused for Kids!
Winnie the Pooh it would seem has evoked an heated argument amongst officials in Poland who aired their concern that the cute yellow bear was a bad role model for children.
Winnie The Pooh in The Dog House
Poor Pooh it would seem is not an acceptable image for youngsters.
The sweet yellow bear we all know and love from our childhoods was to have a park in Tuszyn named after him, but this could now be at jeopardy after a heated debate where some Polish councilors had other ideas, calling Pooh an Hermaphrodite.
Is Pooh Bear a Girl or a Boy Bear
It was argued that Winnie the Pooh is a half naked Hermaphrodite and not a good role model for children his ‘dubious sexuality’ and scant clothing had councilors blocking the move of having a park named after the cuddly bear.
It was argued by one Polish councilor that Pooh’s unclear gender was ‘manufactured‘ by AA Milne the creator of the much loved bear. She went on to say
“When the author turned 60 he cut off Pooh’s testicles with a rusty razor blade because of his own identity issues.”
Those that argued against having the park named after Pooh suggested having Poland’s own ‘fully clothed‘ cartoon bear Miś Uszatek instead.
Locals Poo Poo Officials About Pooh
Tuszyn locals have criticised their councilors for wasting time on ‘trivial matters’.
One local told reporters
“Winnie the Pooh is a bear with low intellect and unfortunately this is also evident in those who are concerned with this topic.”
Adding his own take on the honey addicted bear by reciting a poem
“Winnie the Pooh is an alcoholic and a liar.
He walks with no underwear and has cut off his testicles.”
The decision on whether the park will be named after Pooh is yet to be determined by Polish officials.