Is Donald Trump more Mexican than American? Shocking DNA results brings President Donald Trump’s American ancestry into question! It was reported in the December issue of the renowned scientific journal “Genomics Research USA Today” (Genomicsrus Today) that President Donald J Trump shares over 1/3rd of his DNA (DeoxyriboNucleic Acid) with the Mexican race (34.5%) and […]
Keep Calm and Carry On: The NHS is NOT in “Crisis”
Maybe the National Health Service (NHS) is a little wobbly, but still very stable. Broken. Crisis. Breaking point. These are words that the media as a whole love to use about a variety of subjects, ranging from Britain as a whole, to the nation’s sandwich making capabilities. However there are very few subjects as talked […]
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Winnie The Pooh Seen as Trouser-less Disgrace for Polish Kids
Winnie the Pooh to Sexually Confused for Kids! Winnie the Pooh it would seem has evoked an heated argument amongst officials in Poland who aired their concern that the cute yellow bear was a bad role model for children. Winnie The Pooh in The Dog House Poor Pooh it would seem is not an acceptable […]
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Black Friday Brings Millions To UK Economy
Police have been called to calm crowds in some stores across the UK as Black Friday takes hold of shoppers sense and sensibilities across Britain. As shoppers scramble for bargains it’s all good economic news for the retailers Black Friday on Britain’s high street is expected to bring a £200m Christmas bonus for retailers. High […]
First Ever Comet Landing a Success
The European Space Mission has successfully landed a probe on a moving Comet some 300 million miles away from Earth The 25 year project came to fruition after a tense 7 hour wait to hear a transmission from the Philae probe. Mission control erupted into cheers and tears of joy as a signal reached Earth […]
Rosetta Mission on It’s Way to Land on Comet
The Rosetta mission will be a first for the human race as the European space mission tries to land a robot on a comet some 510 million km away (300 million miles) from Earth. Rosetta took off in 2004 taking 10 years to reach the comet known as 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko. The Rosetta satellite will release Philae […]
Islamic State Leader Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Targeted by US Airstrikes
Early reports indicate ISIS Leader Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi was part of a 10 vehicle military convoy targeted by US airstrikes Friday November 7th 2014. Unsubstantiated reports say ISIS chief Al-Baghdadi was “critically wounded” in latest air-raid. The coalition airstrike took place near the Northern Iraq town Mosul which is ~400km north of Baghdad and ~100KM […]